Don't Need Much ... 'cept for 10 Things

This idea is from Jeanie, so thought I'd give it a try.  What a crack up.....

Type into Google:  " [Your name] needs" and see what comes up.


Donna needs:

!    two hands to keep things steady.   At least my feet weren't required for this exercise!

!    to find the ten things I need.   If I needed to find the ten things I need, do I need the need or the 10 things?  It's like asking the inverse of the question.  I am confused.

!    a good crowding.   Well it's better than a good spanking!

!    companionship of other female Asian elephants in a healthy environment at a sanctuary.   A healthy environment at a sanctuary sounds suspiciously like a Spa ... 'til you add the female Asian elephants.  It could get crowded.  But then I need a good crowding.

!    a loving, nurturing adoptive family who can accept her.   Lord knows that!

!    12 1/8 of ribbon to make 5 bows.    Well, I do sew after all.

!    a pot.   And I garden too....

!    help.  'Nuff said.

Comments

[Stephanie]

I like #10 the best. :) But the Asian elephant, spa, crowding thing was pretty funny, too. You crack me up.

[carol ann]

Is Asian Elephants code for a bunch of your friends who need to take a spa day with you? Hmmm...

[Tulip Girl]

Tulip photos...I need tulip photos!