This morning a centipede, looking rather healthy, warm and comfy, shuffled smoothly across my bedroom floor in a rather calm and fearless centipede way.
I was barefoot and nearly stepped on the little guy and did the girl EEEEEK thing – not really – but really, asked spouse-man to come in and remove this 1 ½ inch arthropod.
He obliged and said (drum roll, please),
"Wow, he’s moving a hundred feet a second!"
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Oct 11, 2007
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Ew-eth. Seriously. Bugs give me hives, especially the crawly kind. Not as much as spiders, but still...
Glad spouse-man removed the offender for you.
Posted by: Stephanie | Oct 11, 2007 at 02:16 PM
Are centipedes poisonous?
Posted by: Tulip Girl | Oct 13, 2007 at 08:18 AM
Nearly as bad as spiders. The girly eeeeeek thing... is fine by this man.
Posted by: Rob | Oct 15, 2007 at 07:17 PM
-a hundred feet-. i get it. but, it was my joke. i crack myself up.
Posted by: Spouse-man | Oct 18, 2007 at 01:18 PM