Friday Humor

I am a little nervous, Doctor, this is my first operation.
Doctor says, " Mine too!"

Nurse, I am seeing spots in front of my eyes!
Nurse says, "Have you seen a doctor?"
No, just spots!

Doctor!  Something's wrong!  I'm shrinking!
Doctor says, "Take it easy ma'am, you'll just have to be a little patient."

Doctor, am I gonna die?
That's the last thing you're gonna do.

What happened to you, Mrs. Hanson?  You look awful.
Well, Doctor, you told me to take this medicine for three days, and then skip a day.  And all that skipping wore me out.

Doctor, I think I am suffering from memory loss.
Have you ever had it before?

Comments

[Stephanie]

I REALLY don't know how you skipped with all that pain. I'm sure you MUST be completely exhausted! :)

Those were cute.

[j]

Is this one of those: I have to laugh to keep from crying things? Ha! Funny.

[Tulips4me]

I have this mental image of you skipping all day. I think you should sit down and have a glass of wine!